十大呃細路大話

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1.「同你儲埋d利是錢入銀行」(最多細路受騙...)

2.「生舊叉燒好過生你」(生到舊叉燒話你好野!)

3.「再喊叫警察叔叔拉你」(喊都搵警察,告你阻差辦工呀!)

4.「食蔥會聰明 D 架」(食雞翼又唔見生翼!?)

5.「食唔清 D 飯會娶個豆皮老婆」(老豆食得好乾淨喎,點解呀媽你...)

6.「裝人沖涼會生眼挑針」(無事喎!)

7.「講大話會甩大牙」(講左咁多年大話都未試過...)

8.「唔好玩橡筋呀,橡筋會吸血架」(放響水又唔見佢吸水既?)

9.「你再咁曳比"丫鴉"捉左你」("丫鴉"咩生物?)

10.「你係由石頭爆出黎」(咁石灘咪好多孤兒?)

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