電話暴響

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一日午夜,睡夢中突然——

“鈴~~鈴”電話暴響。“誰這麼晚還打電話?”
揉揉惺忪睡眼, 黑暗中摸起電話。
——“喂,誰呀?”
“大舅,是我。”
“ 哦,是你呀外甥。”
“大舅,您身體好嗎?”
“ 挺好的。”
“我舅媽身體好嗎?”
“都挺好的。”
“ 咦?大舅,你聲音怎麼變了?”
“ 因為你打錯電話了,外甥。”
對方愣了5秒,然後電話中傳來“嘟~嘟~”的盲音。

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