唔畀你玩

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好耐之前,大西洋發生一次撞船意外,船上所有人差不多
死光,幸運地剩番一男一女小朋友飄流到荒島而生存下
來,女叫小慧,男叫小傑。隨時光飛逝,佢成長,但
由細到大都冇大人,所以性知識非常貧乏。

有一日,佢一齊山後草原度玩,玩得非常開心,但係碌
碌去玩到成身都污糟晒,於是一齊走去湖入面沖涼。

小慧第一次同小傑沖涼,佢見到小傑身上小弟弟,同自己
身上構造一都唔同,於是覺得非常好奇,一直伸手要捉住
小傑小弟弟玩,但小傑卻左閃右避唔畀小慧亂,小慧好
調皮咁講:「畀我玩啦,我未見過呀,好似海參咁好得意
呀!」

小傑一直唔肯答應,小慧就不斷要求話:「畀我玩啦,最
多我等陣畀你玩番呀!」小慧囉囉唆唆,令小傑不勝其
煩,於是佢好嬲咁同小慧講:「你自己個玩到唔見,仲好
意思問我個玩,我梗係唔畀你玩啦!」

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