升降機

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一天夜晚,做搬運工人既阿明(化名)推住滿車貨物,
進入這座工廠大廈既運貨升降機度,
然後按升降機由28樓往地下去,
突然,佢聽到微弱既女性叫聲“呀~~~呀~~~”,
佢心諗“唔係咁邪呀!”
但佢望一望部升降機,先落到25樓,
仲有排先到地下‧‧‧‧
於是膽粗粗咁,慢慢過去睇睇;
阿明唔望由自可,一望就望到一個身穿白裙既長髮“女子”,
在升降機既角落,捲住身長髮披面咁呻吟,
突然個“女子”好似知道阿明發現佢,
開始將頭轉過來,阿明見佢個樣由紅變紫、紫變青,
佢個心都離一離,佢唔知邊度出來一股勇氣,
就對“女子”講:“怨有頭,僓有主,我同你無怨無仇‧‧‧”
點知個“女子”講:“呢次我一定係要搵你啦‧‧‧”
阿明:”我都唔識你‧‧‧”
個“女子”講:“就係你唔識我都整我,





快拉開部車仔,夾住我隻腳,痛鬼死人啦‧‧‧‧‧”

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